Plus... robots can now walk your dog, AI grannies are thirst trapping people on Facebook.
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xAI subscriptions are now more dangerous than an OnlyFans, OpenAI's Agents go live and AI baby podcasts are back
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20% of jobs are gone in 5 years, OpenAI wants to become a Pokémon master, and kangaroos CAN'T fly (despite having a valid ticket).
Grok has lost the fucking plot, more Good Will Hunting references, and Neil deGrasse Tyson goons over jiggly butt physics in GTA6 (sort of).
OpenAI makes waves with Windsurf purchase, losing loved ones to AI-fuelled spiritual fantasies, and we finally get the answer to the Gorilla vs 100 men debate.
The latest GPT-4o update becomes a meme, Sam Altman wants to scan your eyeballs, and 3.5cm IS massive, according to ChatGPT.
Sam hits Elon where it hurts, AI Murder Prediction Machines & speaking to your pets.
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